10 Life Changing Quotes

“Life With Woody” 10 inspirational quotes than can improve yourself

It might take a little coffee or probably a few rounds of beer or any other booze you could get your hands on when it comes to relaxing after a hard day’s work. Well, yeah I’m guilty about that one as well, unless I’m caught dead wearing a lampshade over my head after a few rounds of vodka… half-naked! Okay, bad example and I apologize to everyone reading this after getting nightmares about me in that state of drunken stupor.

Just don’t ask how it happened, please.

But what’s really interesting is that how do people go through the usual part of life when faced with vein-popping stress? I mean, the new age thing like Zen or yoga is one of the good things and it actually works. Is there room for the intellectual side of people who can actually smell the roses-in-a-can while on the move? It kind of had me thinking that there really must be something in this ‘mind-over-matter’ thing.

Humor is indeed the best medicine there is whenever you are. I mean anyone can pay good money to listen to a comedian just to make you wet your pants after laughing so hard. Despite of what’s been happening, and to those who has gone though the ordeal, it’s better to just laugh while facing the troubles with a clear mind than anger with a clouded vision. One of my favorite celebrities of all time may have to be Woody Allen. Now this is one guy who gives you the in-your-face bluntness that he pulls out with gusto, even without even trying. You can talk just about anything with a man, and he’s bound to mock the subject and you’ll end up laughing rather than being upset about it.

Woody Allen has this to say:

  1. “Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.” It sounds good to me, I mean the practicality of all things does involve money but it doesn’t have to take an arm and a leg to get it.
  2. “I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.” ‘Nuff said.
  3. “There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?” This happens to be one of the classic ones. I mean the issue about life’s little problems isn’t all that bad, until ‘he’ shows up.

Sure, relationships can get complicated, or does have its complications that probably any author about relationships is bound to discover it soon. We follow what our heart desires, unless you’re talking about the heart as in the heart that pump blood throughout your body.

  1. “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.” And if you want more, just keep on asking!
  2. “A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said ‘no’.” It sounds, ‘practical’, I think.

And when it comes to everyday life, he really knows how to make the best out of every possible scenario, and it doesn’t involve a lawsuit if he strikes a nerve.

  1. “Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.” I never had a boat in my bathtub before. Just staring at it while soaking in hot water makes me seasick already.
  2. “I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” If it rains, it pours.
  3. “I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.” It could get worse when you’re guzzling on beer… or mouthwash, and it happened to me once!
  4. “If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.” At least he doesn’t smite us with lightning, and I’m thankful for that.

And despite of what may happen to all of us in the next ten, twenty, or even thirty years, I guess we all have to see things in a different kind of light and not just perspective. I can’t seem to imagine life without any piece of wisdom that could guide us. Whether we’re religious or not, it takes more courage to accept your fears and learn how to deal with them is all that matters when it comes to even just getting along.

And to sum things up, here is the last nugget of wisdom to go by… however, whenever, and wherever we may be.

  1. “The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don’t have.”

Ciao!

If You Were The Richest Person in the World, What Would You Buy?

1. Buy your favorite Fortune 500 company and immediately fire all of senior management?

 

2. Buy the moon from the United Nations and start your own “Travel to the moon” service?

3. Take all of your friends and family for a six month “around the world” vacation on a luxury private jets and staying at the best luxury hotels?

What would you do?

#richestpersonintheworld

3 States That Drink The Most Alcohol

1. New Hampshire

2. Washington (DC)

3. Delaware

See the full rankings:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/which-state-drinks-the-most-alcohol-heres-a-ranking-of-all-50-plus-dc/ss-BB16AOzb

 

How to Have A One Night Stand in 3 Steps

1. Go out a lot and try to introduce yourself to at least 3 people every day.

2. When you meet someone, try to establish an immediate connection. Totally leverage what you have in common (over play it).

3. Ask if he or she wants to get out of the place you are at and go home. If you don’t ask, the answer is no.

Do you agree?

#onenightstand

3 Top News Sites in the World

1. CNN

2. BBC

3. NBC News

Do you agree?

#topnewssites

3 Best Dance Songs of All Time

1. Rick James – “Super Freak” (1981)

2. Prince – “1999” (1983)

3. Tag Team – “Whoomp! (There It Is)” (1993)

Do you agree?

#bestdancesongs

How To Get Into 3 of the Best Clubs in Las Vegas For Less Than $100

1. Go to Groupon and search for Pub Crawls in Las Vegas.

2. Buy the discounted Groupon Pub Crawl package (usually $20 to $60).

3. Show up at the specified location on time and get VIP entry (and free food and drinks) into 3 great Las Vegas clubs.

What do you think?

#vegasclubs

The 3 Greatest Rappers of All Time

1. Snoop Dogg

2. Biggie Smalls

3. Tupac Shakur

Do you agree? Please comment below.